Vomiting before the game

Seriously -- I'm watching the Florida game right now while I wait for the ND-Purdue and Penn State-Iowa games to start. As a rule I don't watch Florida because I don't like listening to the announcers fellate (as in fellatio) Tim Tebow. It's really embarrassing to me.

Anyway, so I'm watching this and they keep replaying video of a couple Florida players vomiting before the game starts. They obviously have the flu (not a respiratory illness like Florida is claiming while they busily infect everyone on the field), and frankly? I know what the flu looks like. I've experienced a bit of barf in my day. I don't need to watch football players to do it. Just tell me they have the flu and I'll believe it.

Now they're talking about Tim Tebow pretty exclusively because it's 24-0, and here are two annoying facts about Tim Tebow: he sits in on coaches' meetings. He is not a coach.

And also, Tim Tebow has Frank Sinatra on his iPod. Oh holy shit! Can you imagine? These freaking announcers are so desperate to find something new they can share about him that they're willing to suggest that not many players have one of the best-ever musicians on their iPods? I'm sorry. I think that's just straight ridiculous.

And apparently, Tim Tebow just said to his coach: "Feel free to ride me. Ride this horse." I am going to have to turn this off.