Thursday, September 30, 2010

The battle for last place


Sorry guys.
I stink because I failed to write anything for the past week or so.
Let me explain. I coach a boys soccer team. They're 8 and they're not very good. And they take up a lot of my time; incidentally, they also make me not want to have any children.

However, I have a job to do. So here you go.

I'm no longer talking about Boston College. First of all, they gained just 11 yards in the second half of their game against Virginia Tech on Saturday. Here's the problem with that: VT lost to a Div I-AA team, and also that's awful.

11 yards. You can walk that in like 10 seconds.

In other news, Notre Dame sucks too.

Now here's where it gets really bad: they play each other this weekend. It's the battle of who is the worst team in Division I-A. Get ready. It's going to be awful.

Why can't either of my teams have this guy?


1 comment:

  1. I guess it's Stanford that has the Luck of the Irish! Goddamn I'm hilarious.

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