Musings on the opening day...

For those of you who don't know, today is the first day of college football!
Praise Jesus.

Now then, here are two important links I thought would make you happy today:

One, a look at former college football stars and what they're doing with their lives these days.
Two, 90210 is an important part of my life.

Utah decided it would be awesome day to remind the Big East that they suck at football, by beating #14 Pitt in OT. I honestly can't tell you much about Utah; I mean, I can tell you a lot of less than optimal things about the state but as for the football team, I am clueless. Here's something interesting about the state, though. To drink there, you have to join "private clubs." But you can still only drink 3.2 % beer.
In other news, I'm watching the USC - Hawaii game right now and I'm like 90 percent sure there's a guy on the team named Cheezy. As it turns out, the 5-10 running back's name literally? Is Chizzy Dimude. Through my investigatory journalism skills I learn that his full name is Chizimuzo, so yes, I would go by Chizzy. But with a name like that you BETTER be a big-time football player or else you will get your ass handed to you.
Oh! I almost forgot to show you the worst uniforms I've ever had the bad luck to encounter!

Check this out. And that's just VT. I will say I'm a pretty big fan of the gloves.

There are a pretty wide variety of these. I like a couple of them, but this one is the one I love: Alabama's houndstooth-themed numbers, in honor of Coach Bear Bryant who wore this ridiculous hat.

Anyway, time to watch Hawaii hopefully come back to whoop the Trojans. In the interim, I leave you with Utah's cutest team member in honor of their big win tonight.



Okay, so yeah, I picked the coach: Kyle Whittingham, because he's kind of adorable. Does this mean I'm getting old?

See you Saturday!